Tower o' Butter

Wii = WTF

Hey, kids! Remember when you used to go outside on a real skateboard and exercise?!  Forget it!  Now you can buy this Tony Hawk Wii game complete with a full-size skateboard interactive device. Who needs the outdoors anyway?  That's so...20th century.

Can You Be More Specific?

Come Again?

Submitted by Allison!

C-3PO, man, not R2-D2

"Hey, that Metropolis dude looks like R2-D2, huh?"

"Um...no. C-3PO."

--Steve correcting a misguided fellow theater-goer, Shreveport, Louisiana, June 20, 2010

Texas Toast...From New York

Kids Who Hunt & Fish Don't Steal & Deal

I'd kinda like to see a citation for the study supporting this claim.

Pimp Hat

Leopard-skin-bedecked purple fedora.

You Kill The Joe...You Make Some Mo'

Single. Straight. Silent.

Not for gay people.

Submitted by Allison!

Talk Sh*t Get Hit

Indian Porn

Free Sample of...

Lysol.

Spray 'n' Smell

Corn Dogs For Breakfast!

Fairfield Inn.

Fried Tacos!

Deep-fried.

Super Big Gulp Plus Or Jumbo Coffee?

Both.

Local Wildlife

Does This Remote Make Me Look Small?

Crime Scene

Effectively Immediately!

We're too cheap to print new menus....

Now Serving VEGETABLES!

Superhero

This show is about a nurse...I think.