UNPRECEDENTED! Black Man Escorts White Man To Jail!

Yes, ladies & gentlemen, that is a WHITE perpetrator sitting in the back of a law-enforcement vehicle. He is being driven by a BLACK officer of the law. Unbelievable. Unprecedented! My NAACP membership number is 107927097: look it up.

You Will Be Charged!

Charged? In terms of...money? A legal action?

Washing Hands = Soap + Water

Simian-Human Interaction

We here at the National Endowment for the Humanities are a mature lot. Most of the time. This was the scene to which I returned after going to lunch. I am 99.6% sure I know the culprit. He's got a Ph.D. in philosophy.

Insert Verb Here

"VERB! That's what's happenin'!" Clearly, nothing is happening in this photograph.
Prince George's Plaza Metro parking garage, Hyattsville, MD

Cheesefall

It's not a waterfall: it's a cheesefall.
Egg & Cheese Sandwich, Plato's Diner, College Park, Md

Barbecuein' For The OCD Man

No cookout is complete without the requisite gear: tongs, flipper, meat, and gloves. I'm not touching raw meat. No, sir. Uh-uh.

Crab From...The Desert?

Unlike SOME people, I love crab. Did you know Old Bay goes really well on it? Anywho, I'm pretty sure crab does not hail from the American Southwest. Hmm.
Parkway Deli, Silver Spring, MD

Creepy Ice Cream Van

Another in a seemingly endless string of custom-made ice cream vans in my 'hood. This one sports the ubiquitous Ice Cream Man superhero. Where do they get these decals? Ice Cream Van Mart?

Be Prepared

Van message in old crackly, peeling sticker-letters: BE PREPARED. JESUS IS COMING. I guess He was expected sooner. Hmm.