Child Care/Abuse

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It's Mountain Dew, Part II!

Sorry, Citrus Drop. I wonder how many of these knock-offs I can find?

Courtesy of our correspondent in Shreveport, LA, Ms. Rebecca Roach! We actually have more correspondents than readers.

Bunny's Place

Some of my readers may know Bunny, my colleague over the cubicle wall. She just acquired a snow globe from Amish Country. Why she has blinds on her cubicle wall, I haven't a clue: there's no door. I love Bunny.

F! S! D!

When you're in middle school and you create your own comic books, parents and teachers are always looking over your shoulder, so my buddy Stanley and I created a simple shorthand for swear words: the f-word became F! and so forth. Somebody was clearly inspired by us.

Hard Times Yield Beat-Up Dollars

I go to Hard Times chili joint every Tuesday for $4.99 chili mac. Times is tough: check out the dollar bill I got in change. I'm thinking it's probably soft enough to serve as toilet paper.

Multitaskin' To Make A Living

I confess: I can't remember any of the three services this hard-working American provides except for being a Herbalife distributor...maybe mini-golf-supply logistics and butchering. But I was impressed with his wide range of skills.

It's Mountain Dew!

Sorry...Mountain Lightning. Lightnin'.
Wal*Mart, North Myrtle Beach, SC

Aliens Have Landed In...North Myrtle Beach

And they drink Gatorade. It's not really alien-like, but it sure isn't human either.
Dollar Tree, North Myrtle Beach, SC

Swedish Fish, Mango, Vanilla and...Chocolate?

Rita's Ice has a new Swedish Fish flavor. So, naturally, my always famished 10-year-old takes the free sample of Swedish Fish. He then puts it on his mango ice, which is surrounded by custard flavored with vanilla and...chocolate. WTF?!

Goddess Serves Up...Pancakes

The food of the gods...
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina