Perfect...Or Not

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Lowly Redskins

My lowly Washington Redskins are doing so poorly this season, even their shoes are at the land o' things that won't sell: Rugged Wearhouse (College Park, MD).

Fred Willard?

Is this actor Fred Willard moonlighting as a happy winter-wear-sporting freak?

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Big-Ass Cadillac

Coup de Ville: so big, it won't fit in the parking space at my local subway-station garage.

MilkLand®!

Ever pour milk on your cereal and one of those bowl-shaped flakes sends your milk showering all over the kitchen table? No? Hmm. Well, I'm so frustrated by this negative side effect of modern civilization (cereal), that I need to find a positive outlet for my stress. How about MilkLand? An amusement part featuring MILK. Not water. It's not a water park. A MILK park. Any rich readers wanna invest?

Brain Wave Vibration

Brain Wave Vibration training is one of the simplest forms of Brain Education, and also one of the most effective. It focuses on the most basic part of the brain.

HOLLWEEN

CVS.

Who's Counting?

When you put 11 packs of aspartame in a medium cup of coffee, you're bound to lose a paper packet here or there. I didn't discover this one until I got to the bottom of the cup.

Pinhead Proof

Further proof that my head is small. This is my god-daughter's hat. She's 6. And I'm wearing a stocking cap underneath it.

I Missed Church...

Submitted by Allison Uwimana!