Lunch, Now Brought To You In Cellophane

I suppose somebody in the lunch room just didn't want his ramen noodles flavored today. He thoughtfully left the flavor packet and freeze-dried, nutritionally void vegetables.

This Door Serviced By TACO

This door is at my church. It opens and closes thanks to Taco.*

*Presumably not affiliated with Taco of "Puttin' on the Ritz" fame.

Crazy Pepsi Man

This hustler knows how to hawk his wares. This day he was selling $4 hot chocolate. $4!!! I could buy 60 packs of Swiss Miss at Costco for that. The best thing about Crazy Pepsi Man is his homemade Pepsi logo on his headband. This was taken at Chevy Chase Bank FSB (a Division of Capital One) Field at Byrd Stadium, but Crazy Pepsi Man works RFK Stadium, too. I've seen him.

Doo-Dads. Sweets. Candies. GOODIES!

"Brach's Department of Candy Names. May I help you?"

"Joe, whatcha gonna name the new maple nut candy?"

"Gee, Bill, I dunno. Maple Nut Goodies?"

World Record #2

Yes, dear readers, for the second time in my life, I have completely used a tube of lip balm. It's been almost a year.

NOT for Thanksgiving

This, folks, is EVERYDAY turkey. Not for Thanksgiving. That's over there. In the next frozen bin. Keep moving.

Bags O' Blood

Remind me again why I like meat.

For The Fifth D*mn Time, We're Opening!

Why were they closed 4 times?

The Unknown Leaf-Bagger

Some of you may remember the Unknown Comic. Here I am trying to open a 3-foot-tall leaf bag. The best way is just to put it over your head and stretch your arms. Trust me.

Fop...Coxcomb...Dandy

The coat, the wingtips (you can't see them here), the feathered hat, the spectacles (tortoise-shell, probably real)....UGH.