
Submitted by R. Roach!
"Simplistically brilliant!" -- R. Roach, Shreveport, LA
My son Max enjoys hearing me read to him from his children's Bible. He can read it himself, but I guess he just likes to share books and God with his Daddy. He wanted to hear the story of Abraham's two sons. I forgot who they were, so I said, "I think one of them has the name Ham." Max, AKA Breakfast Meat Boy, responds, "I like ham!" Don't worry: I looked Ham up--one of Noah's kids.