Thursday, February 4, 2010

First name Mister!


Middle name Dot!
Last name T!
--Phoenix coffee & tea joint
Lakewood, Ohio

Stereotype Perpetuation

BURST-RESISTANT BODY BALL!

French Toast—Flavored Coffee

You read that right. Darn good.

"Uncle Steve, Do You Think My Room Is A Mess?"


"No, Parker--just an explosion of pink. And get some clothes on that Ken doll."

The Sex Machine! Give It Up For J.B.!

Gratuitous plug for the Godfather of Soul. I ask you: what other blog features Abraham's sons and James Brown?
--Cleveland Hopkins International Airport

"I Like Ham!"

My son Max enjoys hearing me read to him from his children's Bible. He can read it himself, but I guess he just likes to share books and God with his Daddy. He wanted to hear the story of Abraham's two sons. I forgot who they were, so I said, "I think one of them has the name Ham." Max, AKA Breakfast Meat Boy, responds, "I like ham!" Don't worry: I looked Ham up--one of Noah's kids.