Thursday, April 23, 2009

Disaster NOT Waiting To Happen

Your eyes do not deceive you. This is essentially a human-powered Conestoga wagon going down the stairs of a historic building.
Old Post Office, Washington DC

B NAWTE

Nothing's sexier than a flip-up storage bin on a Buick. Hot rod.

Protection Condoms

Truly, I would hate to get a non-protection prophylactic.

Supermarket Gleanings (#479 in an Endless Series)

Aunt Bessie's Quality Assured PORK STOMACHS (AKA Hog Maws)
Just rinse, cook and eat
Next door: chitlins/chitterlings and LARD: PURE LARD

Supermarket Gleanings (#3904 in an Endless Series)

Wet Floor Sign Here!!!

The Great Triumvirate of Diet Soda

Diet Pepsi Lemon
Diet Pepsi Lime
Diet Pepsi Vanilla--with REAL vanilla extract!
Ambrosia.

Po' Pay

This is the plaque under a likeness of Po' Pay, surely the patron saint of the working man. United States Capitol, Washington DC.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

CNN.com - Craigslist killing suspect seemed 'all-American'

Today I'm just ranting. No picture. I'm putting aside momentarily the evil that is murder and looking at this headline objectively. Two thoughts come to mind.
[1] Just once, can sources describe a killer as follows: "Oh, I totally knew that guy was a killer just waiting to happen!" "No shock. Absolutely no shock. Doesn't surprise me one bit."
[2] With all the firearms in our Hollywood exports* and the gun lobby's efforts, maybe this guy really is "all-American."
*True story: my brother-in-law, Matt, served in the Peace Corps in Benin. The people there wondered where his gun was.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Dueling Pedometers

I got a pedometer to motivate me to walk 10,000 steps a day. Some days I make it. My friend Anne apparently has NO problem. Her pedometer is on the left: 24,513 steps.

Musings of a Madman

I am always taking notes. I carry a tiny notebook. Unfortunately, the vast military-industrial complex doesn't think men do this, so my notebook selection is always limited to something, er, "girly." This month's notebook took mere hours to fall apart in my pocket, hence the tape-wrapped spine. This page is actually fairly lightly garbled. Some days my page is just ink salad.