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Thursday, November 20, 2008

Porn Call From My Mother

This was last night's dinner: hot dogs and baked beans. I actually enjoy it. My mother used to make it for me when I lived with her for 3 years in my adult life. One day she called me at work with a terrible cold and a raspy, practically lost voice: "Tonight, we're having BEANIE...WEENIES. If you didn't hear me...BEANIE...WEENIES."