What cake do I want? Turkey...of course.

You know, the beauty of the pictures I acquire is that these blogs write themselves. Baskin-Robbins, Beltway Plaza, Greenbelt, MD

Warm...Soft...and Fashion

I got a new ski mask. It's "warm, soft & fashion." Fashion.

Quick Start!

Label spotted on a VACUUM CLEANER at Target. A vacuum cleaner! Do other vacuums usually start with a lawnmower-esque pull of a rope? Is this an innovation?

Creamy Liquid Shortening!

Costco, Beltsville, MD

Ready To Eat!

Well, I hope what I get served in a restaurant is indeed "Ready to Eat!"

Porn Call From My Mother

This was last night's dinner: hot dogs and baked beans. I actually enjoy it. My mother used to make it for me when I lived with her for 3 years in my adult life. One day she called me at work with a terrible cold and a raspy, practically lost voice: "Tonight, we're having BEANIE...WEENIES. If you didn't hear me...BEANIE...WEENIES."

Pimp Hat

5 Below, Laurel, Maryland

Not Fer Sox

Steve's Crack

I love Splenda. I use 8 teaspoons of the granulated stuff in a cup o' tea.

Limited Edition Strawberry Mint Orbit ®

There's a reason it's limited: it tastes like a cough drop.

A guy walks into a smokey bar...

Dee-licious.

Season•It

Is it a command or a product? And what is it? Harvest Bazaar/Bizarre, Holy Redeemer School, College Park, MD

Creamy Topping

I volunteered some time at the Harvest Bazaar for Holy Redeemer School (College Park, MD). At the coffee bar was this interesting menu choice: Creamy Topping.

Crap Pack

Chop-Chop & T.K.

Old Post Office, Washington DC

THIS One Tastes Better

Same product line, newer taste. Which one do I choose?

Cave Man Utters Bizarreries

About once a month, I enjoy a hearty bowl o' chili mac at Hard Times, a local chain of chili parlors. I have now seen Cave Man at the bar on two visits. On one of them, it was necessary for me to relieve my bladder. Cave Man was in the restroom. "If I could just get one fart out!" he bemoaned. Thanks for sharing, Cave Man; I bet you're thinking the same thing about this blog entry.