Ikea Roe

I love Ikea. And not necessarily for the furniture.
This roe is in a plastic tube...like toothpaste.

It's a SODA, Not a Choice

Bacon-Flavored...FLOSS

Maxwell Steven Snodgrass...son...this floss is for YOU.

Uncle Al's Plank

Hey, kids, come taste Uncle Al's plank! STAGE plank. Sorry.

Delaware PUNCH

Hawaiian Punch, look out.

Misc. Meat

Movie Meal

What kind of meal can you make from nachos, hot dogs, and popcorn?

Fornication

My colleague has a doctorate in philosophy. He staged this tableau.

Fried...Lasagna

Allow me to read you this menu item at the Olive Garden: Lasagna Fritta: parmesan-BREADED lasagna pieces, FRIED and served over ALFREDO sauce.

Three Days Left until Eternity

I've worked in this building for more than 2 years, and this leather-goods shop has had this sign up...every...single...day.

Fashion Mis-statement

Late '80s?

iPhones r 4 idiotz

Target says so: "iPod iPhone for Dummies. $1.00"

Do Office & Home Bowel Movements Differ?

"Great for Home & Office!"

Seafood Snax!

Ingredients: seafood

Pop'ettes! Wh'at D'o Th'ey Me'an?

I don't get the apostrophe.