Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Friday, April 23, 2010

Spock the Teletubby

"Take the whole damn bottle, sir."

I'm on so much Xanax, CVS just gives me the whole bottle and slaps my prescription label right on it.

Mom: Scrabble Champ


Two-Toned Liner

For the elevator that has everything, why not give the thoughtful gift of a reversible two-toned padded car liner?

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Why He All Up In My Grill?

So I'm doing my laundry and this guy can't use a dryer a little farther away from mine?  I'm the yellow.  He's the pink.  

Tuesday, April 13, 2010


This jar has been sitting in my building's mail room for a few days.

Mom: Champion Speller

Among many duties in a microbiology lab at D.C. General Hospital, Mom poked around fecal samples with a wooden stick. Maybe that explains her Scrabble play. She sheepishly asked me, "Can I use a 'dirty' word?"

Bacon Vs. Pre-Cooked Bacon

Pizza toppings.

Forget Responsible Spending, Get An Eyebrow Wax, Son

Take It Easy, Partner

Hershey's CHILLED

Friday, April 2, 2010

Bathroom Emergency

This toilet had a lot of toilet paper in it. And a whistle next to it. I wonder if this is tied to the Government's whistleblower protection plan.