Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Haute Thé

I like hot tea. I was in San Diego and I found a brick-and-mortar tea joint: Teavana. I work for the Government; thus, I am not rich. Teavana was located in Fashion Valley Mall, home of Neiman Marcus, Tiffany, and Jimmy Choo. I was out of my league. Wearing jeans and a T-shirt, I was stunned by all the spiffily dressed shoppers. Even the Teavana employees' names suggested high culture: Daelynn O. ("clerk") and Topaz (salesperson). Just Topaz.

Kabz fer Hyre

I was in California for a week. Several taxis had interesting names:
►Rumi [Roomy?]
►Dedebit [The Debit Card Accepted?]
►Munee [Cash Preferred?]

Icing, With Cake

These cakes appear to be Sesame Street-inspired "monsters" of icing, with, I suppose, some cake inside. I'm not really sure.
Giant, Hyattsville, MD

Monday, March 9, 2009

Bear Attack

I'm a sucker for cute bears.

My Son LeBron

Max is 10.
Photo by Mr. Darren Toms.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Black Ice

What exactly does black ice smell like? Buy this air freshener and find out. I was too afraid.
Target, Hyattsville, MD

I Cry Tears Of Blood

A lovely snow cat with squished holly berries for eyes. Now kitty is crying...tears of blood.

Inaccessible Accessibility Doors

"These accessibility doors are currently inoperable."