Shhhh! Tex-Mex!

Thanks

Bile Pie

Black Ice

I counted 14 Black Ice deodorizers on this rearview mirror.

Teen Paranormal Romance

The latest genre at Barnes & Noble!

Cheeseburger Cracker Combos

Submitted by Shellie Rose!

Power Green!

The directions say you can dilute this with fresh water or sea water. I'm not making this up.

No Comment

Bondage Bear

Tur-Duc-Hen with Seafood Dressing

Ladies and gentlemen, to a Yankee like I am, duck-, hen-, and seafood-dressing-stuffed turkey is mind-boggling.

Turkey Tail

Dead Rat

Duct Tape Has Evolved

2 Foot Christmas Tree

Other Interesting Reds

Lifetime Supply of ChapStik

10+2 variety pack

Christmas Cascade

The holidays call for Christmas Cascade.

Safety x 14

My new string of Christmas lights came with 14 spare bulbs...and 14 sets of safety instructions.

Beef Oatmeal

Mom Ashamed To Eat With Crazed Son

A Touch of Class

Men's room, Ledo's Pizza, Wheaton, MD

BIGFOOT!

(R)

That (R) is a sticker. I wonder how much they paid the guy who put this sticker on every trash can at the Atlanta airport.

Steve's Head Is The Size Of An Apple

Santa Family Portrait

George Clooney Meets Michael Myers

Look: it's MY blog. I say this guy looks like George Clooney and Michael "Halloween" Myers.

Kiddie Mix

Simulated Barrier

Do You Have Flushing Water?

Healthy Smokers

If Any Piece of Furniture Has the Word "Chicken" In It...

...it's not worth $1400.

27.6 Ounces

Where'd Aunt Jemima get this ounce-age? It doesn't even convert to an even amount of milliliters.

Medieval Re-creationists

Dolly

The Man Has Taken Over Even The Tootsie Roll

Give a Brother a break. Even Tootsie Rolls aren't dark anymore.

Juxtaposition

Himalayan Sea

Find me the sea in the Himalayas and I'll buy this.

Not-So-Super Dog

"Super" was crossed out.

Early Morning Breeze

I was looking for late-afternoon gale.

Domed Prize

ChipMate