Even apples can turn to a life of crime.
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Friday, April 23, 2010
"Take the whole damn bottle, sir."
I'm on so much Xanax, CVS just gives me the whole bottle and slaps my prescription label right on it.
Two-Toned Liner
For the elevator that has everything, why not give the thoughtful gift of a reversible two-toned padded car liner?
Monday, April 19, 2010
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Why He All Up In My Grill?
So I'm doing my laundry and this guy can't use a dryer a little farther away from mine? I'm the yellow. He's the pink.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Mom: Champion Speller
Among many duties in a microbiology lab at D.C. General Hospital, Mom poked around fecal samples with a wooden stick. Maybe that explains her Scrabble play. She sheepishly asked me, "Can I use a 'dirty' word?"
Monday, April 5, 2010
Friday, April 2, 2010
Bathroom Emergency
This toilet had a lot of toilet paper in it. And a whistle next to it. I wonder if this is tied to the Government's whistleblower protection plan.
Thursday, April 1, 2010
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