Early Morning Breeze

I was looking for late-afternoon gale.

Domed Prize

ChipMate

Machete Vamp Suk

I'll Take Refried Beans...

...but how about Italian style? Chinese?

Mork Juice

A Four-Line Tune...

...to celebrate an apron. Gee.

Bottle Opener?

Circumcision tool?
Ikea

Frozen Dairy Dessert (It Says So On The Box)

NOT ice cream.

BUY R SH*T

Courtesy of the Toms family. I take no credit for the profanity.

SALT PIRANHA

DESPICABLE SCHMUCK SWITCH

Tool Of God

Hey, Kids, With A Bottle Of Water, You Get...

...A Helmet Of Ice Cream! Your road to healthy life food choices begins now.

9/11 Was An Inside Job

I just report the news, folks. That's what the rear window homemade art says.

Play Is FUN!

Especially when Dolph Lundgren is hawking army men to your kids.

What Happened To "Save The Whales"?