Do You Have Flushing Water?

Healthy Smokers

If Any Piece of Furniture Has the Word "Chicken" In It...

...it's not worth $1400.

27.6 Ounces

Where'd Aunt Jemima get this ounce-age? It doesn't even convert to an even amount of milliliters.

Medieval Re-creationists

Dolly

The Man Has Taken Over Even The Tootsie Roll

Give a Brother a break. Even Tootsie Rolls aren't dark anymore.

Juxtaposition

Himalayan Sea

Find me the sea in the Himalayas and I'll buy this.

Not-So-Super Dog

"Super" was crossed out.