Monday, January 25, 2010

Ikea Roe

I love Ikea. And not necessarily for the furniture.
This roe is in a plastic tube...like toothpaste.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

It's a SODA, Not a Choice

Bacon-Flavored...FLOSS


Maxwell Steven Snodgrass...son...this floss is for YOU.

Uncle Al's Plank

Hey, kids, come taste Uncle Al's plank! STAGE plank. Sorry.

Delaware PUNCH


Hawaiian Punch, look out.

Misc. Meat

Movie Meal

What kind of meal can you make from nachos, hot dogs, and popcorn?

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Fornication

My colleague has a doctorate in philosophy. He staged this tableau.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Fried...Lasagna

Allow me to read you this menu item at the Olive Garden: Lasagna Fritta: parmesan-BREADED lasagna pieces, FRIED and served over ALFREDO sauce.

Three Days Left until Eternity


I've worked in this building for more than 2 years, and this leather-goods shop has had this sign up...every...single...day.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Wednesday, January 6, 2010