Monday, September 21, 2009

Gather 'Round The Penis Corral

To accommodate the thousands of male fans at a University of Maryland football game, the penis corral is put into service. Yes, the men simply walk up, do their business, and stare at the wall, making absolutely NO eye contact with ANYTHING other than the wall. Trust me.

Classic Touch

If you look closely, the logo for the Classic Touch line of quality stadium-restroom products is the capital of a column. Now I'm pretty sure the ancient Greeks did not have soap. I could be wrong.

Sauce. Just Sauce.

University of Maryland football game.

Old Bay All The Way!

University of Maryland football game condiment stand: OLD BAY.

Steve In A Suit

If you see me in a suit, it's either a funeral, a wedding, or a job interview. You can now add special holy events, too. This one was held at a truck stop.

Spotted Dick

From Heinz!
Submitted by our correspondent and beloved brother-in-law in Hawai'i, Jay Sokolowski!

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Nutty Buddies!

In middle school, nutty buddies were so popular, the lunch-room bullies would put their finger on your dessert and ask, "You want that?" We learned quickly to take a bite out of it before getting to a table. My colleague's wife made these. AWESOME.

How To Dress

Wild Mountain!

Yet another Mountain Dew ripoff!
Found by R. Roach, Shreveport, LA!

Welsh Rarebit: Supermarket Gleanings #1039

Craveable Classics.
Found by R. Roach, Shreveport, LA