Misc. Meat

Movie Meal

What kind of meal can you make from nachos, hot dogs, and popcorn?

Fornication

My colleague has a doctorate in philosophy. He staged this tableau.

Fried...Lasagna

Allow me to read you this menu item at the Olive Garden: Lasagna Fritta: parmesan-BREADED lasagna pieces, FRIED and served over ALFREDO sauce.

Three Days Left until Eternity

I've worked in this building for more than 2 years, and this leather-goods shop has had this sign up...every...single...day.

Fashion Mis-statement

Late '80s?

iPhones r 4 idiotz

Target says so: "iPod iPhone for Dummies. $1.00"

Do Office & Home Bowel Movements Differ?

"Great for Home & Office!"

Seafood Snax!

Ingredients: seafood

Pop'ettes! Wh'at D'o Th'ey Me'an?

I don't get the apostrophe.