"Lock and load!"

"Back in MY day, son, we could actually smell the REAL outdoors."

Entertain. Engage. Escape.

This is NOT a sci-fi prop...

...it's the lighted cup holder on the recliner I almost bought.

"Sir? Are you the canned-scent manager? Do you have anything more dirty?"

Brontosaurus Bone

Like the brontosaurus, I can't believe this is real.

Me, Too

Don't Slip

Men often miss a urinal...so this rubber mat provides traction.

Push Button...Obtain Bacon

--Etched into the instruction plate on a hand dryer in a men's room. Which brings me to a phenomenon about which most women are ignorant. Hand dryers often have these instructions:

1. Push Button
2. Rub Hands Under Warm Air

Being that men are boys, these instructions on men's room hand dryers are usually modified to read

1. Push Butt**
2. Rub Hands Under *arm ***
3. Wipe Hands On Pants

If I Had To Prepare Meat For Eating...

...I think I'd go vegetarian.
Bags o' blood 'n' meat = mmm.