Early Morning Breeze

I was looking for late-afternoon gale.

Domed Prize

ChipMate

Machete Vamp Suk

I'll Take Refried Beans...

...but how about Italian style? Chinese?

Mork Juice

A Four-Line Tune...

...to celebrate an apron. Gee.

Bottle Opener?

Circumcision tool?
Ikea

Frozen Dairy Dessert (It Says So On The Box)

NOT ice cream.

BUY R SH*T

Courtesy of the Toms family. I take no credit for the profanity.